Chris Paulo Dale

WEBSITE- Chris Paulo Dale - Bassista

Alex Dickson

WEBSITE- Alex Dickson's Borrowed Mythical Beasts

Robin Guy

INSTRUMENT- Drums, Stripes and Hats.
OTHER BANDS- GMT, The Business, Bittersweet, Bruce Dickinson, Martin Grech, All About Eve, TAT, AntiProduct, Rachel Stamp, Rag Dolls, Faith No More for a day & Being 'Peter’ in a KISS Tribute Band
SELECTED DISCOGRAPHY
Bittersweet- Lying , Drinking and Losing
Antiproduct- Consume and Die
GMT- Coming Soon!
BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR- Getting the middle finger from Mike Patton on Top Of the Pops with Faith No More. There was even an irate complaint in the Sun about it.
FAVOURITE FRUIT PREPARATION- Usually a light rinsing. But not peeled unless it’s a banana or an orange.
FAVOURITE CHARITY SHOP- The ones on our High Street, they sell everything I could possibly want to wear onstage. Or the ones in Ashton Under Lyne come  a close second.
FAVOURITE ENDORSEMENTS- Pearl Drums, Sabian Cymbals, Vic Firth Drumsticks (American Classic Rock), Aquarian Skins, Protector Cases and Rhythm Tech bits and pieces.
BIRTHDAY- 14^th June every year.
WHAT HE WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY- T-shirts with silly stuff on them, anything with stripes, additional things to go on my kit.
MOST EMBARRASSING AUDITION FAILED- That’d be a toss up between Gary Barlow and Little Angels, or that band with Onions in.
FIRST KISS GIG- Wembley Crazy Nights ‘88
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- If I’d filled this in on time, I’d have got more birthday presents.

WEBSITE- Robin Guy

Ben Calvert

INSTRUMENT- Drums Bloody Drums
OTHER BANDS- Killing Joke, Scenes, Twin Zero, Richie Neville, Zephyr, Vex Red, Janus Stark, Swamp Diva and Kill II This
SELECTED DISCOGRAPHY-
Killing Joke- XXV Gathering DVD
Vex Red- Lamacq Sessions
TWIN ZERO - 'Monolith'
BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR-  Being Naked playing Mainstage at Reading.
FAVOURITE DEAD PERSON- Bill Hicks.
FAVOURITE APPROACH TO BALDNESS- Devin Townsend
FAVOURITE PASTIME- Hearing music in my head.
BIRTHDAY- 27^th January
WHAT HE WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY- Nuclear capabilities with intercontinental ballistic range
FIRST KISS GIG- Donnington 96
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- Why was I fired?

WEBSITE- Ben Calvert

WEBSITES- Roo's Diary and Twin Zero

Bobby the Bus Driver

INSTRUMENT- Buses and Guitars
OTHER BANDS- Stranger (Keyboards)
SELECTED DISCOGRAPHY OF ALBUMS HE’S BEEN THANKED ON
Glenn Hughes ‘Addiction’
G/Z/R ‘Plastic Planet’
FM ‘Dead Man's Shoes’
BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR- Hogging the remote control
FAVOURITE CARTOON CHARACTER- Wyle E Coyote
FAVOURITE TIME OF DAY- Bedtime
FAVOURITE FLAVOUR CRISPS-
Prawn Cocktail (on Wednesday)
Roast Chicken (on Tuesday) and any assortment on any other day of the week.
BIRTHDAY- Yes, every year without fail until I shuffle from this mortal coil.
WHAT HE WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY- Kiss to play at my party (oops, done that!)
MOST EMBARRASSING DRIVING TEST FAILED- The third one.
FIRST KISS GIG- Glasgow Apollo 1983
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- "I'm a wheel, I'm a wheel I can roll I can feel, but you won't stop me turning"

WEBSITE- Bobby the Bus Driver

Jem Davis
(AKA The Penguin Pianist)

INSTRUMENT- Cheezeboards
OTHER BANDS- Midnight Blue, FM, UFO, Chain, Tobruk, Romeo’s Daughter and even Rolf Harris Backing Band.
SELECTED DISCOGRAPHY
UFO- Live in Tokyo
FM- Dead Man’s Shoes
Tobruk- Wild on the Run
BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR- Telly Addicts
FAVOURITE SPICE- Pepper
FAVOURITE FOOD- Pepper
FAVOURITE SANDWICH- Salad Cream, Sugar and Pepper
BIRTHDAY- Boxing Day
WHAT HE WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY- More Boxes
MOST EMBARRASSING AUDITION FAILED- Jagged Hedge
FIRST KISS GIG- Sadly unfulfilled in the Kiss Department
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- I'm falling asleep just playing this piano.

WEBSITE- Jem Davis the Penguin Pianist

DJ Cheeseman
(AKA Dave Cheeseboard, Cheese Davies, The David Cheddarman Show, Yngwie J Cheeseman)

INSTRUMENT- Keyboards and Singin'
OTHER BANDS-  Pillow Talk, Twin Zero, Beyond Redemption, Fat Digester, Heroic Trio (on drums) and the one, the only Smooth Cheeseboard.
SELECTED DISCOGRAPHY-
PILLOW TALK- Painful Love
SMOOTHCHEESEBOARD- 'Paprika Gentlemen'
TWIN ZERO - 'Monolith'
BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR- Cocking up the Nottingham Local News Sound every weekday at 6.30
FAVOURITE BAR ROOM GAG - "I met this bird in a bar the other day, I said 'are you game' she she 'ay' so I shot her."
FAVOURITE FOOTBALL TEAM- Hull "The Tigers" City.
FAVOURITE MUSIC VIDEO- 'Jump' by Van Halen. Now that's how to look at the camera whilst doing a keyboard solo.
FAVOURITE CARTOON- Cow & Chicken
BIRTHDAY- Midsummers Day
WHAT HE WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY- A pint of bitter.
MOST EMBARRASSING AUDITION FAILED- Don't do auditions....too scary.
FIRST KISS GIG- Never Seen 'em.  Too busy listening to Van Halen.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- If you don't have any bollocks, you're a woman.

WEBSITE- Pillow Talk

Jef Streatfield

WEBSITE- Plan A

Doogie White

INSTRUMENT- Lute and Voice of Rock
OTHER BANDS- La Paz, Midnight Blue, Chain, Ritchie Blackmore’s Rainbow, Cornerstone and Yngwie J. Malmsteen's Rising Force.
SELECTED DISCOGRAPHY- 
Midnight Blue- Take the Money and Run
Rainbow- Stranger In Us All
Yngwie J Malmsteen's Rising Force- Attack.
BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR- Good Swedish Porn. (ask and ye shall receive)
MOST  FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION- What’s he really like then? Who? Ritchie Blackmore?
FAVOURITE 70`s ACTRESS- Farrah Fawcett before she added Majors.
FAVOURITE CONDOM- Trojan extra tough "For the ride of your life"
BIRTHDAY- "A long time ago in Motherwell so the Holy Bible says"
WHAT HE WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY- Good Hair and decent teeth and to live the American dream. Guitar lessons and a chance to prove that I CAN sing Like Paul Stanley. smaller Breasts/largerBreasts.
MOST EMBARRASSING AUDITION FAILED- In no particular order. Iron Maiden and Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar 2001 tour. More to come no doubt.
FIRST KISS- Pauline Monteith a dark haired beauty from Mrs. Crosby’s class
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- Isn’t Eric Singer just the best?

WEBSITE- Doogie White

Roly Bailey
(AKA Mr B, Rockin' Roly, the Bailiff)

WEBSITE- Bittersweet

Chris Nubile

INSTRUMENT- Plank Spanking, Ivory Ticklin', Tonsil Shakin
OTHER BANDS- Master Blaster, Hollyweird, The Nubiles
SELECTED DISCOGRAPHY-
The Nubiles 'Mindblender' LP
The Nubiles 'Layabout vs Mindblender' EP
Master Blaster 'Oversize' EP
BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR/HAUNTED FOR REST OF HIS LIFE BY- Playing Bass in a band on docudrama Paddington Green
FAVOURITE TROPICAL FRUIT- Mango
FAVOURITE HAM- Serrano
FAVOURITE NIGHTCAP- Hot chocolate with Stroh Rum
BIRTHDAY- 25th September
WHAT HE WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY- Somebody else to cook for a change.
MOST EMBARRASSING AUDITION FAILED- Well Known Glaswegian band Slide.. or perhaps Gay Dad?
FIRST KISS GIG- Finsbury Park '97
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- Sorry can't do that, need at least two weeks notice.

WEBSITE- Master Blaster

Joe Inferno

INSTRUMENT- Jaff Horn
OTHER BANDS- err..no.
SELECTED DISCOGRAPHY-
Rachel Stamp-Hey Hey Michael you’re really Fantastic
Joe Inferno- Must Be Destroyed (due for release early 2004)
BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR- Shooting a duck on Wack-a-day (with Timmy Mallet)
FAVOURITE SEXUAL POSITION- Blind Donkey's Neck
FAVOURITE FEMALE EMOTION- Hysteria.
FAVOURITE BEAR TRAP- MacAnderson & Co 1999 Steel Tension Jaw and Throw.
BIRTHDAY- 1^st June
WHAT HE WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY-An Internet Gun.
FAVOURITE AUDITION FAILED- Rachel Stamp's drummer, twice 1997 and again in 2003
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- Humans continue to kick and punch for up to 3 minutes after being beheaded during a struggle (and easy souls sleep deep).

Sponder
(AKA Pancho or Alex Elena)

INSTRUMENT- d- drums, d- bass and d- pasta
OTHER BANDS- Imani Coppola,  Debbie Gibson, Adam Holzman, Nyquill, Sandra Bernhard, Bruce Dickinson, Thunderdogs, Machine & being 'Eric’ in a KISS Tribute Band
SELECTED DISCOGRAPHY- 
Imani Coppola
Aretha Franklin
Debbie Gibson
BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR- Kissing Debbie Gibson in a recent promo video
FAVOURITE ITEM OF BATHROOM FURNITURE- Bidet
FAVOURITE PENGUIN- Peter
FAVOURITE SHAPE OF PASTA- Obviously Rigatoni
BIRTHDAY- 11^th September
WHAT HE WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY- A new set of eyebrows.
MOST EMBARRASSING AUDITION FAILED- Jamiroqaui
FIRST KISS GIG- Monsters of Rock, Modena ‘87
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- I'd like to kfgobot ogoeig irgerig 8rj ithoaig irg aohg wt whohr qh

Ant Forbini

INSTRUMENT- Playing and Breaking Guitars
OTHER BANDS- Vex Red, Scenes
SELECTED DISCOGRAPHY
Vex Red- Start with a strong and persistent desire
BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR- Eating Burgers while he was a Cub Scout in a Fairy Liquid advert
FAVOURITE SPORT- Rock throwing masturbation football (in boxer shorts)
FAVOURITE CD FOUND IN AN AMERICAN HIRE CAR- Spanish Flamenco Dancing for Romancing
FAVOURITE SONG TO GET STUCK IN YOUR  HEAD- The Ink is Black, the Page is White
BIRTHDAY- 5th July
WHAT HE WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY- perhaps two tickets to a midget rodeo, with midget monster trucks, jumping through flaming hoops, and a midget Norwegian Death metal band providing the tunes.  All of this set in the beautiful idillic setting of about 2.5 miles outside Milton Keynes.  Nice.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- You can't rattle Rattlesnakedog. But why would you want to?"

WEBSITE- Scenes

The Matt & Jason Show 
(AKA Metal Matty and Jurassic Jay)

MATTY'S INSTRUMENT- 6 String Bass and Demonic Web design
JAY'S INSTRUMENT- 7 String Guitar
OTHER BANDS- The Reasoning, Blue Horses, Erasmus, Magenta, Seren and Duvet (The Mother Of All Covers Bands) (Togg Rating 100)
MATTY'S ELECTED DISCOGRAPHY
Erasmus - Voyage
JAY'S BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR- Having A Drink On The Link For Song For Wales
MATTY'S BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR- Playing The Bass Line On The Cross Roads Theme Tune
MATTY'S FAVOURITE S CLUB 7 GIRL- Rachel oh how I love you!!!!!!
FAVOURITE SCHENKER SOLO- Lost Horizons
FAVOURITE BRAND OF MICROWAVE CURRY- Chicken Madras From Tesco For £2.99
FAVOURITE KEEL SOLO- Because The Night
MATTY'S BIRTHDAY- 13th March
WHATMATTY WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY- Boot Leg Dream Theater Videos
JAY'S BIRTHDAY- 14th December
WHAT JAY WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY- D'Addario 10-46 Gauge Strings
MATTY'S MOST EMBARRASSING AUDITION FAILED- I am embarrassed at not having turned up to the Rob Halford Audition
MATTY'S FIRST KISS GIG- Donnington 1988
MATTY'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
F*ck me, Chris's puke stinks. Definitely very Metal!!
JAY'S THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
I said I was INTO Black Sabbath, I didn't say I was in them!

WEBSITE- The Reasoning and Blue Horses

Vision
The Delicatessen

Spreader
(AKA James Bailes, Baggy Jim, Wiggy the Wigster and many more...)

ACE

INSTRUMENT- Guitar
OTHER BANDS- Skunk Anansie
SELECTED DISCOGRAPHY- 
Skunk Anansie- Post orgasmic chill, Stoosh, Paranoid and Sunburnt
Iommi-Tony Iommi solo album
Bjork- Army of me (rock version)
BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR- Glastonbury 99 Live
FAVOURITE FOOD- Terriyaki Chicken
FAVOURITE VINYL- 45- 5 Minutes by The Stranglers
FAVOURITE FRIEND- Roger of King Prawn
BIRTHDAY- 30th of March
WHAT HE WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY- Motorhead original vinyl
FIRST KISS GIG- Playing with them at Finsbury park a few years ago (does that sound like a pose?)
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- Warm sperm dripping down the inside of a thigh...

WEBSITE- Ace Sounds

Mikey J

INSTRUMENT- Keys and howls
OTHER BANDS-  Randall Flagg, Pelvic Thrust, Power Flower
SELECTED DISCOGRAPHY-
Randall Flag- Never Too Late
Power Flower- LE1
Rachel Stamp- Stampax
BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR-  TV Chef cooking after pub fast food on pilot for escape from Alcatraz' late night magazine format prog for C4, also as the man with blue hair and enthusiastic jumper on 'GUILTY'
FAVOURITE MOTORWAY SERVICES- Watford Gap
FAVOURITE MOLLUSC- Sea cucumber
FAVOURITE ERIC- My mate Dave Luke 'International smug druggler and friend to trees' who also goes by the name Eric
BIRTHDAY- 21^st May
WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY- "That moment at midnight on new years eve when everyone tolerates each other and no one wants to start any bad stuff" to last all year.
MOST EMBARRASSING AUDITION FAILED- A sheep in the fourth year primary school nativity play
FIRST KISS GIG- Stafford Bingley Hall, Unmasked ‘80
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- How would you like it if I did that to your shepherds pie?

Proteus
(AKA Jeffrey P Steel)

INSTRUMENT- Keyboards, bass & shouting
FAVOURITE ITEM OF HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE- An inviting toilet seat
FAVOURITE ITEM OF UNDERWEAR- Boxing gloves
FAVOURITE FRUIT- Are lizards fruit?
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- If lizards aren't fruit, what are they?

Pete Friesen
(AKA "Pete Freezin' Lead Guitar!")

INSTRUMENT- Screaming solos on tip-toes
OTHER BANDS- Alice Cooper, The Almighty, Bruce Dickinson & playing 'Ace' in a KISS Tribute Band
SELECTED DISCOGRAPHY- 
Alice Cooper - Trashes The World Video
The Almighty - Powertripping
Almighty - Just Add Life
BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR- A spoken part in the film 'Wayne's World' as part of the Alice Cooper band.
FAVOURITE ITALIAN PORNSTAR-  Alex "Sponder" Elena
FAVOURITE DRUMMER- Tracey Lords
FAVOURITE NON-DOMESTIC ANIMAL- Robin Guy
FAVOURITE UNKNOWN MEMBER OF SACK TRICK- Rupert The Anally Fixated Goat
PROUDEST MOMENT- Meeting Ace Frehley while dressed as a woman, he told me I had nice tits!
MOST EMBARRASSING AUDITION FAILED- E17...erm... nice one, Pete!
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- Would you like fries with that?

YAHOO GROUP- Pete Friesen Fan Club

Andy Veasey

INSTRUMENT- Backing vocals, backline & backhanders.
OTHER BANDS- Black Orchid & Mauricio Henriquez's Spellsinger.
BEST KNOWN ON TV FOR- Posing as a drum tech while in fact rolling an unfeasibly large cigarette, in the background on Rage Against the Machine’s live video.
FAVOURITE SHAPE OF PASTA- Cadillac
FAVOURITE HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE- Pestilence
FAVOURITE 70's PROG ROCK BAND- Van Der Graaf Generator
FIRST KISS GIG- Birmingham '76 'Destroyer'
MOST EMBARRASSING AUDITION FAILED- The Wildhearts
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- Just one more, then we'll go.

Dolly Dollar

INSTRUMENT- Lead Guitar
OTHER BANDS- Rachel Stamp, Rock Bottom, Hollyweird & playing 'Paul' In a KISS Tribute Band (Notice a pattern developing here?)
SELECTED DISCOGRAPHY-
Rachel Stamp- The unreleased, infamous Warners album
Rachel Stamp- Hymns For Strange Children
Rachel Stamp- Stampax
FAVOURITE QUEEN- Cleopatra VII
SECOND FAVOURITE KISS DRUMMER- Anton Fig
FAVOURITE BIBLICAL PLAGUE- Locusts
FIRST KISS GIG- Stafford '83 'Lick It Up'
BIRTHDAY- January 16th
WHAT HE WOULD LIKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY- A new guitar and a poodle
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY- Every good boy deserves fudge

WEBSITE- Rachel Stamp

Henrik and Mattias
(AKA Herr Johansson och Herr Reinholdsson)

WEBSITE- Book of Hours