NO TOMATOES FOR ME THANKS

I’d like a sandwich please

Plenty of cottage cheese

A couple of lettuce leaves

To take away

Often on rainy days

I’m tempted to mayonnaise

But now I don’t feel that way

I’ll take it plain

Go easy on margarine

Seen lately how fat I’ve been?

My diet’s from magazine

I read yesterday

BUT NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I don’t want tomatoes to go on my sandwiches.

NO

Lyrics by C Dale. Taken from the album "Music from the Mystery Rabbits"