If only we could hire us a camel
And paint hieroglyphs upon the wall.
If only we could hire us a camel
But we’d have to make sure he stayed out in the hall.
If only we could build our own pyramid
And pay some little chappie to show us round
If only we could build our own pyramid
And sprinkle lots of sand all across the ground
Oh we, we could be sailing
Sailing and whaling
Across the sandy sea
Oh yes and we could be dancing
Dancing and romancing
With pyramidic glee
If only we could grow our own palm trees
I’m sure we could find us a second had sphinx
If only we could grow our own palm trees
They grow in colder climates than most people think.
We could be sailing
Sailing and Whaling
Across the sandy sea
Oh yes and we could be dancing
Dancing and romancing
With pyramidic glee.
Lyrics by C Dale. Taken from the album "Music from the Mystery Rabbits"