I don’t believe you should drink and drive its too dangerous by far
So I made my choice early on, I ain’t never owned a car.
I don’t believe you should drink at work or smoke while on the hop
I always stuck to my principles and I’ve never had a job.
Cos I drink and I smoke
And I drink and I smoke
And I’m sick.
Noooow I’ve heard tell an eighth of skunk can kill the brain stone dead
I’ve changed my scales and now I’m using metric weights instead
By multiplying everything by three point five
I’ve kept my mind vacant but at least it’s still alive.
Cos I drink and I smoke
And I drink and I smoke
And I’m sick
I don’t seem to do nothing ’cept drinking, smoking and chucking
(He don’t seem to do nothing ’cept skinning up and supping)
Noooow I control my innards as good as all the rest
But that goes out the window when I’m mixing with the best
The rule is moderation but it’s yet to dawn
Cos after all the bars are closed its time for a liquid yawn
Cos I drink and I smoke
And I drink and I smoke
And I’m sick
I don’t seem to do nothing ’cept drinking, smoking and chucking
I drink and I smoke
And I drink and I smoke
And I’m sick
I drink and I smoke
And I drink and I smoke
And I’m sick
I drink and I smoke
And I drink and I smoke
And I’m sick
I drink and I smoke
And I drink and I smoke
And then I’m really sick.
It wasn’t me that was on my knees.
Lyrics by C Dale. Taken from the Album "Music from the Mystery Rabbits".